Lonesome Liz & Kara Clark's Top Ten Things an Outlaw Will Not Have

1. Money.

2. A valid driver's license.

3. Hand sanitizer, (our hands ain't clean! Don't you know we got blood on 'em?!)

4. Tampons.

5. A clean room.

6. A clean conscience.

7. A lighter.

8. A timid laugh.

9. An absence of tears.

10. A fanny pack.