In no particular order - they're all awesome.
Carlos Ramos @TheCarlosRamos
Noah Bradley
@noahbradley
Your Host Tweeting
http://www.twitter.com/lonesomeliz
Carlos Ramos @TheCarlosRamos
I paint, draw, write, tell jokes and want you to stalk me..
I was thinking about maybe changing my bio.
I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter.
Artist. Not the unemployed kind.
I'm fly.
A tornado disguised as a girl.
I am the change I have been waiting for.
Bio
Disappointing both of us.
Free Thinker. All answers questioned here.
Thank God I'm a hot chick with superpowers.
Misanthropologist.
I like fancy book learnin'.
My life is based on a true story.
Shakes head.
Please wait for the next representative.
Known Prostitute, Lesser-Known Writer.
Fuck You.
Everything below is made up.
Born, currently living, will die.
I make things and I make things awesome.
I write, but mostly I lay around and imagine I am a
writer. I watch a lot of TV. Oh, and I cover the Chicago Wolves of the
AHL for the Chicago Tribune.
But you have my stapler.
Not drunk enough to write well. This is the best I can do sober.
What I say goes, Nashville.
Spread my ashes on the highway, after I'm dead and gone...
I took my crazy neighbor's name since he doesn't do internet and won't know. I am here for the laughs and my wife @aprilsmist is my partner in crime and life.
I am GidgetWidget's Cat. Sam Jackson melted me in a movie.
See??? -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlsFeT4FyVw
May not be Prince, but I'm pauper with potential.
I take pictures, sometimes. And am super interesting, always.
I am the white, overweight, short, female Samuel L.
Jackson of Twitter. Also, I don't act and I'm not famous or rich.
I'm just a guy who'd rather talk to the internet instead of real people.
Sometimes when I drink I get mean. When I get mean I
insult people. When I insult people I do it online. When I do it online
I want followers. And Twitter
I attempt more things than physically possible. Like
invisibility. And I try to draw a lot. Sometimes its better than others.
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