From the Crossroads to the White House - Jesco the Dancin' Outlaw for President

And now, everyone's invited to the party - the Party that loves to Party that is - vote for Johnny Rebel/Jesco White, Dancin' Outlaw (participant in theme and performance in Hank Williams III's "Legend of D. Ray White" and former neighbor of Hasil Adkins, subject of my latest feature, Hunchin' at the Crossroads at the GratefulWeb main site) for President. Check out his first campaign video in our blog at GratefulWeb MySpace, along with a link to the recent Boone County enws article that made his fans wonder if he died Wed. in a police stand-off - talk about wanted dead or alive.

Via my feature, we become introduced to a particular group of Hillbilly's more aptly termed Hellbilly's for a variety of reasons, (a love and, indeed participation in the music of Hank Williams III being just one of many.)

Now, Cuzn Wildweed, who was interviewed for the above, announces the Presidential candidacy of Jesco White, the dancing outlaw and neighbor of Hasil mentioned in the same.

Close on the heels of a Boone County, WVA incident Wednsday, where Jesse White died in 'death by cop' standoff, a successful drunken, hell-raisin suicide attempt that created pools of blood and showers of gunfire, (it turned out, however, to be another Jesse White - Jesco the Dancing Outlaw was apparantly frying bigger fish at the time),

following that sensational misunderstanding, Hellbilly's of America are backing Jesco for President - PBR in every refrigeratior, Jim Beam and even a healthcare plan are among the causes he embraces.

"... it's time America had a party that knows how to PARTY!" Cuzn Wildweed, who seems to be running for Vice President, says.

And the gentleman in the video is up for the position of Ambassador of Ass Whuppin'. My guess is he'd do a hell of a job.


Next documentary looks like it's going to be, "Jesco Goes to the White House"

I do believe the Hellbilly's are serious. And hell, why not write in Jesco - it's easy, just write JOHNNY REBEL in caps like that on the ballot.

And the Ambassador of Ass Whupin' in the video says vote or he's going to part the sea with this big stick he has. Or you from your soul if you piss him off. They say the Vice Presidential candidate for the Republicans can stay on 'cause she's hot - so Wildweeds out of luck on that unless she doesn't agree. (And hard to argue with the AAW and his stick I imagine)

So write in Jesco - and, whatever you do, watch this hillarious insanity. A political announcement that is, at least, honest: Hellbilly's Gone Wild watch the video in our blog.