Good Cop, Bad Cop and a Really Stupid Criminal

This cop saved a pet-store owner from an attacking python and saved the snake too.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080419/ap_on_fe_st/odd_python_attack;_ylt=An9smN0eBa20UtJBlteMffSs0NUE

This cop passed out inside a Mercedes while trying to steal it's stereo, (under the influence at the time): http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080419/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sleepy_burglar;_ylt=AhR1eNO3oWvMxlEOilXv26AuQE4F

And a drug dealer called the police to report a robbery during a drug deal. Now that takes a certain kind of mind, (this, indeed, is your brain on drugs): http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080419/ap_on_fe_st/odd_drug_dealer_robbery;_ylt=AmkxQ0Lb1eI.NNaFVwgaFjIuQE4F